It's not much but...

Wait, "what is it", you ask? It's my first construction project, that's what!
A wise man once said "measure twice, cut once." I never met that man. I measured once and cut four times, so the whole thing's a little wobbly. Oh well, it's not like we're going to be pouring drinks on it, right? Onward and upward, I say! As long as I find a bracket to support this contraption if it goes too far upward...